Music

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which elf is the best singer?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?