Puns

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What condiment has wings?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why was the broom late for school?

What's a forklift?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What washes up on miniature beaches?