Puns
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
I broke my finger!
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?