Puns

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

How do you grill cheese?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why are cars magic?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What tree has the most bark?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?