Puns
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?