Puns

Where do chips wear socks?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do Scottish toads play?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What's the coldest vegetable?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Can February March?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What country has the most fish?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?