Puns

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What makes music in your hair?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.