Puns

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why did the frog starve?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?