Puns
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What game do bats excel at?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How are mountains able to see?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is the coolest country?
Who granted the fish a wish?