Puns
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?