Puns

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do you give a sick pig?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What insect runs away from everything?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What game do cows play at parties?