Puns
What is blue and not heavy?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did one plate say to the other?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where was Noah born?