Puns

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why was the spider so smart?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?