Puns
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What season begins with a thud?
We had a discussion about roses.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the scariest letter?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do books sleep?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where does breakfast live?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?